The mighty honda scooter is so excellent that it's making me hop on and go buy stuff that I really don't need and will undoubtedly end up in the "it seemed like a good idea at the time" pile of stuff taking up premium space.
I had the mighty scooter on the highway and took it up to 90 km/h. It got up to speed no problem and there was plenty of throttle left but it didn't feel very safe. The scooter is too light and a few times I felt like it was close to becoming airborne. I filled up the tank and calculated the fuel consumption to be 136 miles per imperial gallon. Not too shabby.
Last week I went to look at a Moorcroft lamp and somehow or other found myself driving home with the lamp and 8 additional pieces of Moorcroft along with 2 boxes of other stuff. You wouldn't believe how happy the lovely mrs myshkin was to see me carrying 3 boxes of stuff into the house. Luckily she has no idea how much a Moorcroft lamp sells for these days.
Buying shit can be habit forming and then toss in the adventure of riding a scooter and it's impossible to resist temptation. This morning I hopped on the scooter and went to pick up 2 more character jugs. I wanted Falstaff to keep my dad company on the mantle and as luck would have it, the guy had a beautiful Don Quixote jug. I now have 4 Quixotes, Two large character jugs easily fit into the storage area under the seat of the scooter. I was worried about breaking them but bubble wrap and foam came to the rescue.
When I finally got around to unpacking the boxes of stuff from the previous adventure, I fell in love with this little orphan:
It's an old Nippon hand painted porcelain plate, probably from the 1950's. I don't think it has much value but the quality of the metal handle caught my fancy. Excellent craftsmanship.
Billy says he loves you sons of bitches.
I offered to give my client three bucks to him, and so he and I could go in the good will.
ReplyDeleteBoth us decided not to. I have and so does he enough items.
Coffee is on
if i had a dollar for every time i pledged not to buy more junk, i'd probably be able to buy a parrot.
DeleteI know what you mean about the scooter... Fun as hell! I had an older (used) one from the late 70s for a while... The ones with pedals made during the moped craze. It was great. It was old when I had it and rather rattle-trap, but fun. I loaned it to a student for a year who did not have a car anymore. He was a clutch and could never get used to it safely. When he got it back to me it was much worse for wear and I eventually gave it away.
ReplyDeleteLuckily my dog hates water so much that she does not like to roll on the grass even, so after her bath she stays fairly clean.
I still really like the Quixote mugs a lot!
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this latest quixote jug has excellent coloring. i could have got a falstaff with much better coloring but didn't want to upstage the viking.
Deletei think you should get another scooter. make a deal with yourself, stop smoking and reward yourself with a scooter!
Damn autocorrect! It should have said clutz
ReplyDeleteI hope you find a use for that pretty little plate. I'd like to see a csnary pecking at seeds on it.
ReplyDeleteit'll make a good cheap birthday gift for the wife ;)
DeleteFuck buying more stuff you have to dust, toss a tent on that bitch and go camping.
ReplyDeletehomey don't camp.
DeleteWell, I guess I can live with your flaw.
ReplyDeletethanks king.
DeleteEnjoy your new possessions, Mr. Rosewater, and glad to hear the scooter is treating you well.
ReplyDeletei like the new stuff so much, i'm going to buy more next week.
DeleteWhat do you dislike about camping?
ReplyDeletewe went camping a lot in my misspent youth but as i aged, i came to appreciate comfort and convenience.
Deleteplus i got rid of all the camping gear years ago.
925?
ReplyDeleteno, the nippon plate isn't sterling silver but i almost bought a sterling silver viking ship. it was uber cool but the price went sky high.
Deleteyou have mugs and stuff and I have books..
ReplyDeletei have lots of books too. when i croak, the kids are going to have a lot of crap to sort through.
DeleteI want an Elio....
ReplyDeletewill you buy one or build one?
DeleteYa know, I had a near new Honda motorcycle motor that I could have put in one but I left it in Washington.
Deletewill you buy one or build one?
DeleteHello Mr. Rosewater. Another Kyle update on the blog, and he wanted you to know that the first day of summer vacation was excellent.
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